Volume 11 Postscript Theater
Let’s Play a Card Game Postscript Theater
Fourth Generation Head (-@∀@): “Fwahahaha, did you see! The strongest ‘Celes’ card has been placed on the field. Meanwhile, your field has nothing but a single ‘’Damn Gigolo Lyle’ card… With this, you’re over, Third Generation Head!”
Third Generation Head (｀・ω・´): “… Not yet! I can’t lose yet! It’s my turn! Draw!”
Third Generation Head (￣ー￣)*Grin*: “Hmm, finally the card has come…”
Fourth Generation Head (;-@∀@): “W-what are you talking about! A comeback at this point is…”
Third Generation Head (｀・ω・´): “Oh yes I can! I sacrifice all of Lyle’s future to the graveyard to summon the ‘Wives’! On top of that, I discard all of his shame and everything else to level up ‘Damn Gigolo Lyle’ to ‘mr. lyle’!”
Fourth Generation Head (;-@∀@): “S-say what!?”
Third Generation Head ( ゜∀゜): “It’s not over yet! On top of all that, I activate Lyle’s effect! By maximizing his Gigolo Constitution, the abilities of the Wives rise even further! And female enemy cards on the field receive a decrease in stats! Until your life points hit zero, I’ll keep on chipping…”
Fourth Generation Head (;-@∀@): “You can’t just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn, that’s against the rules! And wait, that effect doesn’t even work on Celes, you hear! You lose by default, father.”
Third Generation Head (・∀・): “…”
Fourth Generation Head *Kapow*∵(@ε(○＝(゜∀゜ ) Third Generation Head: “I attack your life points directly!”
Fourth Generation Head ( @д@⊂彡☆))Д゜) *Thwap*: “That’s also against the rules.”
Mrs. Milleia, Part 1
Milleia (´∀｀): “Uhaha, our profits in Beim are simply scrumptious (lolol), keep on wringing them out (lolol). ”
Fifth Generation Head ( ；∀；): (The Sixth sure disappeared at a good time. She used to be so honest… huh? Wait, was she always like this?)
Mrs. Milleia, Part 2
Fourth Generation Head (-@∀@): “Milleia-chan, were you like that? Were you putting on an act in front of the Sixth?”
Milleia 。・゜・(ノ∀`)・゜・。: “Is that how you see me? Grandfather, how cruel!”
Fourth Generation Head (;-@∀@): “Eh? Um… S-sorry!”
Seventh Generation Head |ω・｀): (How shameful, Fourth… but the Sixth is also at fault for not seeing through that shady-as-all-hell personality.)
Mrs. Milleia, Part 3
Milleia ( ・∀・): “… Even like this, I’m a ‘kind elder sister character’ you know. I’ll just throw this out there, but that’s why the Jewel chose me in the first place. The other women were much worse than me, you hear.”
Milleia （・∀・）: “Don’t forget it.”
Seventh Generation Head|д゜) *glance*: “It’s a lie. And elder sister? The Jewel definitely made a mistake with its personnel sel–”
Milleia ( ´∀｀);y=ー(゜д゜)・∵.*Bang*: “Oh, Brod-kun, you just don’t learn, do you (lolol).”
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Hahaha nice one, thanks for a bonus
Woah that card battle is interesting i kinda want it
That card game is imbalanced, no way is it going commercial without rebalancing. LOL
It’s time to dududududuel!
Wait, that was a Yugioh Abridged reference, wasn’t it?
Why yes, yes it was.
“Oh, Brod-kun, you just don’t learn, do you (lolol).”
He likes pain is what I would say…
But I think He is just a straight shooter.
I think Goddess Novem stats will be 3000atk & 2500def, Miranda is 2500atk & 2100def.
Novem killed sex, when on the field all players will discard character cards when drawn until she is removed.
the third use the wives o defeat celes hahahah that is one big of a card.
Lol…Sacrificing Lyle’s future to summon the wives… That’s gold…
If the third summon the ‘wives’, fourth should just activated ‘Novem’s scheme’ trap to taken control of all demi human wives…
Lol japanese text emojis are incredible, didn’t think you could make a face punch with them.
Don’t forget that there’s Celes in jewel so Milleia being sweetest might not be a lie.
thank for the update
mr. lyle is mythic rare status!
thanks for the chapter ^^
Milleia （・∀・）*is reading the comments*
I honestly don’t know what I find funnier…
– The foreshadowing on an upcoming mr. lyle meaning we get even better antics than we’ve seen before. Likely in regards to a loosely stated plan that Max let slip from his mouth a while ago in regards to “seducing some princesses out there”. I mean you can already count a certain unfortunate Lorphys princess as done already with the potential of including Zayin’s two in the picture as well.
– Max (/Sleigh) regarding Lyle’s current collection of wives as “monsters” and they haven’t even gotten near their full potential.
– Being reminded of how much the wives, and daughter(/in-law)s actually disliked one another.
– Milleia being Milleia, just as evil minded as Sleigh.
wow u’re really right. I didn’t see it the first time I read, but in the second time., you got me there
Thanks 4 the chapter!
LOL. They’re questioning Sixth version of Millea.
– I sacrifice all of Lyle’s future to the graveyard.
– I discard all of his shame and everything else to level up ‘Damn Gigolo Lyle’ to ‘mr. lyle’.
Well that how it was huh.
i attack your life points directly lol
Poor Seventh…I don’t think Milleia would hit her elders…but the Seventh is fair game and the only punching bag available left.
If Milleia is the ‘kindest’ out of all, hard to imagine how the other wives are lol.
Another volume ends and we’re getting near to the final battle against Celes. Maybe Lyle’s last stage of skill is [memories], He can extract memories from anything, living or not. Useful skill to learn the lost record of past wars against Agrissa and maybe uncovers some weird facts as well.
The duel part is so good
LOL at card battle.
Women are scary
Thanks for the chapter.
Yorai-kun are you continuing with the next volume of sevens right away, or translate one of other projects?
I’m not doing anything right now
How many children need to be sacrificed for a few more Sevens chapters?
Shouldn’t beg him for chapters, just let him do as he pleases!
His motivational power will come back soon enough.